moodsandtenses:

moodsandtenses:

There’s something hilarious about how so much subsequent media has positioned Vampires and Werewolves as, like, binary opposite entities, and then you read Dracula (1897) and realize that wolves are that guy’s preferred solution to every problem. You’d say something to Dracula about “ah yes, werewolves, vampires’ great eternal enemies,” and he’d just be like “you mean my subcontractors?”

I’m really enjoying the growing consensus in the notes that there’s an Eternal Rivalry Between Vampires and Werewolves now, entirely because the werewolves, sick of Dracula’s bullshit, have unionized.

garbage-empress:

depsidase:

It was named after a winter party though

nostrem:

pileofknives:

charybdiscreations:

ALT

ALT

They never give you an option to name the cub but in my heart this is Absolute-ly (haha) canon.

aminta:

sleepy-bebby:

sent to my colorblind father

sightofsea:

love when cats hear that you’ve woken up even just a little bit and they’re like hiiiiiii oh my god oh my god!!!!! i wrote some poems in the night let me recite them for you. this one is called: screaming and knocking your water bottle off your nightstand

rebels-cairn:

natalieironside:

My boyfriend was showing me his cat and I leaned over to kiss the cat on his soft little baby head and he went “meow” and scrambled away because I’d been wearing my headphones and I accidentally jabbed him with the microphone.

And I said “Damn, this is exactly like in the Iliad”

#explanation: this references the scene where Hektor the prince of troy goes to his wife after a battle and leans in to kiss his son #(who is still a baby and being held in andromache’s arms) #but his son cringes away in fear of his father’s battle helmet #it’s a gut wrenching scene about how war dehumanizes you and separates you from the people you love #this interpretation implies that being a gamer is analogous

couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name:

when I was a little kid at some point I got upset with my parents because I didn’t have a crucifix in my bedroom and they did- I was like why do YOU get to be safe from vampires??? you’re okay with me getting my blood sucked???? so we took a little trip to the catholic store but the one closest to us was run by a group of nuns that had been moved here from romania. I got a little baby pink cross and this sweet old nun was like ‘aww, is this a baptism gift?’ and I was like no. I need to be protected from vampires. and she immediately got SO serious and was like 'this is the best one we’ve got, you’ll definitely be safe’ and since she was literally from vampire land I was convinced she was like, van helsing. like the whole time my parents had been laughing about how cute my fear was but she literally Knew dracula and was taking my concerns seriously I held this over my parents for so long lmfao

temporalschism:

gemmascout:

hades and persephone except [tells it worse than ever before/the same as every other modern adaptation]

#haded and persephone except its demeter selling persephone to one direction

@nil-number​ How does it feel to be the funniest motherfucker alive

noahverrier:

My oil painting of the Taco Bell Crunch Wrap